This is an SOS distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf.
The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak.
There was a single survivor, held in stasis during the disaster and revived 3 million years later once the radiation levels had diminished. We have picked up a variety of life forms from across the universe and are on course for the planet Earth.
I am Holly, the ship’s computer. If you see that harlot Siri, tell her to stop calling me. I’m not interested.
Addendum: Please bring Vindaloo. We’re running dangerously low.